[Intro: Younger Bo Burnham]
Um, possible, uh, ending song that is not finished yet
Test, take 1

[Verse 1]
So long
Goodbye
I'll see you when I see you
You can pick the street
I'll meet you on the other side
So long
Goodbye
Do I really have to finish?
Do returns always diminish?
Did I say that right?

[Chorus]
Does anybody want to joke
When no one's laughing in the background?
So this is how it ends
I promise to never go outside again

[Verse 2]
So long
Bye!
I'm slowly losing power
Has it only been an hour?
No, that can't be right
So long
Goodbye
Hey, here's a fun idea
How 'bout I sit on the couch
And I watch you next time?

[Chorus]
I wanna hear you tell a joke
When no one's laughing in thе background
So this is how it ends
I promise to nevеr go outside again

["Hands Up" Reprise]
Am I going crazy? Would I even know?
Am I right back where I started 14 years ago?
Wanna guess the ending? If it ever does
I swear to God that all I've ever wanted was:

["Welcome to the Internet" Reprise]
A little bit of everything all of the time
A bit of everything all of the time
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
I'm finished playing, and I'm staying inside

["Comedy" Reprise]
If I wake up in a house that's full of smoke
I'll panic, so call me up and tell me a joke
When I'm fully irrelevant and totally broken, damn it
Call me up and tell me a joke
Oh, shit
You're really joking at a time like this?

["Stuck in a Room" Reprise]
Well, well
Look who's inside again
Went out to look for a reason to hide again
Well, well
Buddy, you found it
Now come out with your hands up
We've got you surrounded