[Chorus 1]
Oh, incurable humanist you are
Oh, an incurable humanist you, are
You are, you are, are, you are
Oh, an incurable humanist you are
Oh, an incurable humanist you-oo-oo-oo are, are, are, are
You-oo-oo-oo are, are, are, are

[Chorus 2]
Let's go to the movies
I will hum you a song about nothing at all
Let's go to the movies
I will hum you a song about nothing at all
Let's go to the movies, let's go to the movies
Nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all

[Chorus 1]
Oh, an incurable humanist you are
Oh, an incurable humanist you-oo-oo-oo are, are, are, are
You-oo-oo-oo are, are, are, are

[Chorus 2]
Let's go to the movies
I will hum you a song about nothing at all
Let's go to the movies
I will hum you a song about nothing at all
Let's go to the movies, let's go to the movies
Nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all

[Bridge]
Oh
Sit down class, open up your textbooks to page 42
Porcupine-ology, antler-ology
Car-ology, bus-ology, train-ology, plane-ology
Mama-ology, papa-ology, you-ology, me-ology
Love-ology, kiss-ology, stay-ology, please-ology
Let's study class, let's study, class, sit down

[Chorus 3]
Love-ology, love-ology, I'm sorry-ology, forgive me-ology
Love-ology, love-ology, I'm sorry-ology, forgive me-ology
Love-ology, love-ology, let's study class, let's study class
Love-ology, let's study, class, sit down

Love-ology, love-ology, I'm sorry-ology, forgive me-ology
Love-ology, love-ology, I'm sorry-ology, forgive me-ology
Love-ology, love-ology, love-ology, love-ology
Love-ology, love-ology, love-ology, love-ology

[Outro]
Oh, an incurable humanist you are (x3)
Oh, forgive me, oh, forgive me, oh
Forgive me, forgive me, forgive me-ology (x6)